So, there’s this chick, Wendy. Username garynbinford, don’t ask me why. She’s holed up in the Netherlands, probably in some tulip field or windmill or some shit like that.
She’s new, so new she probably squeaks. Only 18, fresh outta the box. But don’t let that fool you, this girl’s got some tricks up her sleeve. She’s shy, but you know what they say about the quiet ones, right? They’re the ones you gotta watch out for.
