So, there’s this chick named Miu Evy. Username evymiuu, if you’re into that sort of thing. She’s fresh out of the box, only 18, and she’s already shaking things up in Europe.
Oh, and she’s blonde. Like, really blonde. Like, the kind of blonde that makes you wonder if she’s using some sort of nuclear hair dye. But who cares, right? She’s hot, she’s new, she’s blonde, and she’s 18. That’s all that matters.
