So, here’s the deal. We got this chick, ur gf, real name Averybabyyx. She’s chilling out in Melbourne, probably sipping on a Fosters or wrestling a kangaroo or some shit. She’s 21, but don’t let that fool ya. She’s got the spirit of a newborn, all fresh and eager, that’s why she’s got the tag ‘new.’
Now, she’s an Aussie, but she ain’t one of those loud, obnoxious types. Nah, she’s a shy one, probably blushes when you say ‘g’day.’ But don’t let that shyness fool ya. Beneath that timid exterior, she’s a wild one.
