So, let’s talk about Sofia. Username sofiaaaxoxoxo. No, I didn’t have a stroke typing that, that’s her actual username. She’s a Berliner. Yeah, from Germany. No, not the donut, you moron, the country.
Now, this ain’t your average Fraulein. She’s got big boobs. And I’m not talking about just big. I mean, these babies are BIG. Like, they could probably serve as flotation devices in case of a water landing.
