Look, you thirsty bastards, here’s the deal. We got this new teen cam slut named Amy, a brunette straight outta Missouri. Username? amypolkadot. Don’t ask me why, I don’t make this shit up.
Now, she’s 18 and fresh on the scene. No, not just fresh, she’s as fresh as a fucking daisy, man. And she’s got this look in her eyes, you know? The kind that screams “I’m new here, be nice or I’ll block your ass.”
