So, there’s this chick on OnlyFans, right? Goes by the name of AmyBlakex, but you might know her better as amylure. Now, don’t get all mushy on me, but she claims her location is “In your Heart.” Yeah, I know, sounds like some cheesy romance novel crap, but stick with me here.
Amy’s got some serious assets, and I ain’t talkin’ about her stock portfolio. We’re talking big boobs and a big ass. I mean, you could bounce a quarter off that thing and get back two dimes and a nickel. And the girls up front? Let’s just say they’re more than a handful, and leave it at that.
