So, here’s the lowdown. There’s a new chick on the block, goes by the name of Eva. Username? Smoothnesss. Yeah, that’s three ‘s’. Don’t ask me why, I didn’t make the rules.
Now, where’s she from, you ask? Well, she’s a bit coy about that. Says, “U ll find out”. My guess is she’s either from some exotic paradise or a shithole she’s too embarrassed to admit. Either way, who gives a damn? You ain’t here for geography lessons.
