Look, here’s the deal. We got this new chick on the block, Leslie. She’s begging for thumbs up on her profile. Sounds desperate, huh? Well, she’s just 18, so cut her some slack. She’s got that young, skinny look that makes the old pervs drool.
Username? rubyejakobson. Original, right? You’d think someone her age would have a cooler handle, but hey, she’s from the Czech Republic. Maybe that’s how they roll over there.
