Look, you’re not here for me to tickle your fancy with fancy words. You’re here for Paige. PetalPage, if you want to get all username technical. She’s 18, fresh as a daisy, and ready to rock your world.
Location? She’s in your mind. Yeah, don’t go looking for her on a map. She’s right there, in the dirty corners of your brain, doing the hokey pokey with your neurons.
