So, there’s this chick, Evgenia. She’s a cam girl. Yeah, one of those. You know, the kind that gets naked on the internet for tokens? Yeah, that’s her. She’s 27, just in case you’re wondering. Not that it matters, but I thought I’d throw it out there.
She’s holed up in the Country of Bears and Vodka. Where the hell is that, you ask? Beats me. But it sounds like a place where you’d find a lot of hairy men and cheap booze. Just the kind of place a cam girl would come from, right?
