So, there’s this chick, Aurora, barely legal at 18, and she’s as skinny as a twig but don’t let that fool you. She’s got more fire in her than a pack of firecrackers. She’s new to the game, like a shy little doe stepping out into the big bad world for the first time. She’s got a username that sounds like a Mexican wrestler, josedoxey, but don’t ask me why.
She’s tucked away in the Valley of the Mermaids, whatever the hell that means. Maybe it’s a metaphor for her being a rare gem in a sea of same old, same old. Or maybe she just likes mermaids. Who knows? Who cares? What you need to know is that she’s here to put on a show.
