Listen up, pervs. We’re diving balls-deep into the world of Adele, the 22-year-old cam whore who’s got more curves than a racetrack. Goes by the username elizabethbritanny. Don’t ask why. Probably thought it sounded classy or some shit.
She’s holed up in Wonderland. No, not the one with the Mad Hatter, you idiot. It’s just her fancy way of saying she’s nowhere near your sad, lonely basement.
