Alright, dipshits, listen up. We got a newbie alert. Mary, that’s her name. Been on this godforsaken site for a whopping three days. Yeah, she’s fresher than your mom’s apple pie. Username? wilonebute. Don’t ask me what it means, I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Location? Heaven. I shit you not. Guess the big guy upstairs has a soft spot for cam whores.
