So, let’s talk about PiperAvery, or as she’s known online, petitebrat. This chick lives on the goddamn moon. No, I’m not fucking with you. That’s what she says. Sure, it’s probably a joke, but who cares? It’s funnier than your dad’s knock-knock jokes.
She’s got this petite frame, like a dancer or a gymnast. You know, the kind that makes you think, “Damn, she must work out.” And yeah, she does. Those muscles aren’t just for show. They’re part of the package.
